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Since its creation in 1973, the cellphone has been saving the world from awkward situations. I mean, imagine you're hauling ass across campus back to your dorm the night after a crazy party. You see a creepy guy from the party named Ted that you'd made out with, and he doesn't look anywhere near as good as he did then. Also, Ted smells like kitten poop. Where would you be if you couldn't pull out your cellphone and pretend to be doing something important while you pass him? When I find myself in these situations [...] |
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I've concluded that every single New Years tradition originates from lunatics. I mean, seriously, people do some really bizarre shit when they celebrate. Here in America, people get drunk, make out, blow things up in the sky, generate obnoxious noises with pots and pans, and, perhaps worst of all, watch a ball drop (which sounds like a f***ed up puberty ritual). And unfortunately, the United States is only the beginning. Nutjobs have been establishing odd traditions and customs all around the globe. In fact, for your amusement [...] |
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About a year ago, my boyfriend bought me this really neat Spider-Man watch. It was clearly designed for a 10-year-old, but even so, I loved it and wore it all the time. Unfortunately, one day it ended up with my dirty laundry, and, well, let's just say Spidey met his match with Dr. Spin Cycle. Since then, I've remained watchless. And with my cellphone also destroyed, I'm left with no way of knowing the time. Now, I wouldn't mind asking other people for the time, but frankly, I'm scared some lameass will retort, "It's time to [...] |
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