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Well that's gay. That's soooo gay. That's like totes uber gay. Bleh. You have no idea how many times I hear that awful phrase. It's so insulting. How are people so inconsiderate? I mean, we should start a movement or something. That way, in the future, people will never use the word "uber" ever again. Okay, obviously I'm kidding. My real gripe is with the usage of the word gay - a word that represents me - to express dislike and hate. I hear so many things called gay… homework, exams, traffic… One time I heard a girl say [...] |
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I was in the middle of watching "Yo Gabba Gabba"... which isn't creepy at all... when suddenly I had an urge to go to the bathroom. I became furious. Not only must I now abandon my dancing puppet friends, but I was officially losing 10-15 minutes of my life. Grr... it's so annoying. Call me lazy, but why can't the human body be more efficient? Birds poop in like two seconds (and it often lands on people's heads... heehee). We're backwards. Birds have to poop in order to move, but humans have to move in order to poop. [...] |
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Two years ago, I woke up in my dorm to find my roommate, and several of his friends, hovering over my bed. Each one of them had a huge, suspicious grin. Naturally, I thought they had sharpied a dingdong on my face. It turns out, they were actually laughing at the strange noises I was making. Apparently, I moan in my sleep. Now, to my knowledge, these aren't sexual moans (if they are, I deserve more exciting dreams). Rather, it's more like I fail at breathing. A quick search on Google shows that I'm not alone. Occasionally, as I'm [...] |
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