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I've come to the conclusion that my sneezes cannot be heard by the human ear. I've never received a "bless you" in my entire life (well... not for sneezes at least... I've said many other stupid things that warranted the lord's blessings... but... hey... wait a minute... I think I just called myself an idiot... yup... I did... now I'm sad... someone hold me to make the pain stop... and pat my head... and call me Susan... and uhh... whoa... awkward... yeah... I'm gonna close these parenthesis now). I don't even get the occasional [...] |
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New Year's Eve is known as the time of new beginnings. It's a time to forget one's mistakes and focus on "replenishment." It's a completely fresh start. For example, everyone makes resolutions. Some people go to church and pray for renewed relationships with God. Others vow to make positive changes in their personal lives; such as losing weight or vanquishing bad habits. Yet for some strange reason, as the clock strikes midnight, this mentality is thrown out the window. People go crazy, get drunk, destroy furniture, pass out on [...] |
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You eat steak at a steak dinner. You eat turkey at a turkey dinner. What the hell do you eat at a candlelight dinner? I'm sorry, but I've recently developed a hatred for candlelight dinners. They're on my list of stupid things (along with dancing Santas and fanny-packs). You see, normally I'm more romantic than every walk on the beach combined, but something about these "glistening" dinners totally irks me. Candlelight dinners were created by ugly people. Think about it. The true reason why they're so romantic is [...] |
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