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Yesterday, two thieves robbed a man at gunpoint in Columbus, Ohio. They got away with his car, cash, and cell phone. The crime was executed brilliantly, and there was no evidence left behind; these crooks were true masterminds. Hours later, however, the victim sent a text message to his stolen phone. In it, he stated that he had some hot chicks and drugs and wanted to meet up somewhere. The criminals, for some dumbass reason, thought he was legit and arrived at the scene. Now they're in prison. For starters, let me [...] |
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My mother used to say that I should start every day with a smile. Well... I've been thinking about it, and that's a pretty tough task. When I normally wake up, my mouth is in more of a frowning position and usually covered in drool. Sometimes I'm also smothered in whipped cream (I'm only kidding, so please... please put your spoon away). If I start with a frown and then quickly change it to a smile, I am only continuing my day with a smile, rather than truly starting it. I could try to quickly fake it, but I don't want to risk getting caught. [...] |
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Ten stewardesses (yes, that's actually the plural form) have been fired by Air India for being "too fat to fly." According to BBC News, the airline stated that the women failed to meet company weight restrictions which are calculated according to height and age. Fighting back, the stewardesseseses (now I'm just having fun with the word) failed to get the policy declared unconstitutional by the Indian High Court. Talk about a heavy defeat! I'm absolutely appalled by the airline's decision. People with less than [...] |
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