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It's Official: I'm A Sleep Moaner
Posted by Justin | 106 Comments | Tweet This Post
Two years ago, I woke up in my dorm to find my roommate, and several of his friends, hovering over my bed. Each one of them had a huge, suspicious grin. Naturally, I thought they had sharpied a dingdong on my face. It turns out, they were actually laughing at the strange noises I was making. Apparently, I moan in my sleep. Now, to my knowledge, these aren't sexual moans (if they are, I deserve more exciting dreams). Rather, it's more like I fail at breathing. A quick search on Google shows that I'm not alone. [..]
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I Can't Talk: I'm On The Phone
Posted by Justin | 59 Comments | Tweet This Post
Since its creation in 1973, the cellphone has been saving the world from awkward situations. I mean, imagine you're hauling ass across campus back to your dorm the night after a crazy party. You see a creepy guy from the party named Ted that you'd made out with, and he doesn't look anywhere near as good as he did then. Also, Ted smells like kitten poop. Where would you be if you couldn't pull out your cellphone and pretend to be doing something important while you pass him? [..]
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3 Bizarre New Years Traditions
Posted by Justin | 17 Comments | Tweet This Post
I've concluded that every single New Years tradition originates from lunatics. I mean, seriously, people do some really bizarre shit when they celebrate. Here in America, people get drunk, make out, blow things up in the sky, generate obnoxious noises with pots and pans, and, perhaps worst of all, watch a ball drop (which sounds like a f***ed up puberty ritual). And unfortunately, the United States is only the beginning. Nutjobs have been establishing odd traditions and customs all around the globe. [..]
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