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It's Official: I'm A Sleep Moaner
Posted by Justin | 106 Comments | Tweet This Post
Two years ago, I woke up in my dorm to find my roommate, and several of his friends, hovering over my bed. Each one of them had a huge, suspicious grin. Naturally, I thought they had sharpied a dingdong on my face. It turns out, they were actually laughing at the strange noises I was making. Apparently, I moan in my sleep. Now, to my knowledge, these aren't sexual moans (if they are, I deserve more exciting dreams). Rather, it's more like I fail at breathing. A quick search on Google shows that I'm not alone. [..]
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I Can't Talk: I'm On The Phone
Posted by Justin | 59 Comments | Tweet This Post
Since its creation in 1973, the cellphone has been saving the world from awkward situations. I mean, imagine you're hauling ass across campus back to your dorm the night after a crazy party. You see a creepy guy from the party named Ted that you'd made out with, and he doesn't look anywhere near as good as he did then. Also, Ted smells like kitten poop. Where would you be if you couldn't pull out your cellphone and pretend to be doing something important while you pass him? [..]
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| Howdy! I was born in Louisiana. I lived there for thirteen years before my family moved up to Cincinnati. I'm currently a senior CS major at Xavier University. With my crazy white-kid fro', I'm... Read more...
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